Waiting to be claimed! Once they are put into their unique pokehomes, it'll appear in the gallery below.
Each Pokehome is unique in design hosted in a 10cm ball. I like to piss around with different designs too so the creation process would feel less like being in China (child labour production lines with no thought being put into it). Have a scroll down to see what I've made so far!
I try my best to source genuine/official BANDAI, TOMY or RE-MAN figures. I personally check the quality of each Pokémon before creating their Pokéhome to ensure no crappy bootlegs are used so don't worry!
I do custom orders as well but do message me on Facebook, Etsy or email me at email@example.com before ordering.
I may be difficult to source the right pokemon on eBay and it may delay the shipping date. Alternatively you can send me a Pokemon yourself and I could create a custom home for them.
Fat mew (Available)
Fat mew became known as Mewtwo. Too heavy for the floor hence it all cracked and stuff.
Attention Seeking Jolteon (Available)
Jolteon looking for verification by fishing for attention to justify its existance.
Catapie wants you to piss off out of the Viridian Forest and back to Pallet.
When you vape so much you wake up on an island because nobody wants to be near you.
Sat high up on its thrown not looking a-Mew-sed at the current state of the world.
Useless Magikarp (Available)
But yet it is still able to pull unlike you on a Saturday night.
Bulbasaur Trying to Hi-5
Stumpy ass Bulbasura attempts to hi-5 but is too stumpy to lift its hand past its shoulders.
Squirtle Squirted Too Hard
Squirtle tried to fight them on the beach but died. Press 'F' for respect.
Slowpoke Takes a Dump
Mark your territory and show your dominance like Slowpoke by taking a proud dump.
Eevee in Deep Thoughts
Why did Eevee's mother abandon her? Is she better off drowning in this puddle?
Gyrados Gets Ready for the D
Gyrados is more of a whore than Krystal with a K. Gyrados? More like Gay-rados.
Stress Eating Snorlax
Snorlax would have been a slim and slender pokemon if it hadn't developed an eating disorder.
Glaceon doesn't normally appear in the wild but its owner abandoned it because they were homophobic.
Sandshrew with Resting Beach Face
Sandshrew will make shore it makes you have sex on the beach by giving you a sand-screw
Stop slut shaymin me just because I like to be the London Underground. (Dirty and everyone rides me)
I wasn't going to make any rock type pokemon but someone ordered this guy. It was Onix-pected.
Eevee got so stoned it started to hallucinate about the colours of the stones in front of it.